Monday, December 27, 2010

Subject: Seniors' Texting Codes

ATD: At The Doctor's 
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair 
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner   
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up   
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil


  1. lol. That's me and Pfizer.
    btw Went to Christmas Eve services in Greeley at what I could only describe as a GHMCWLTI.
    (Gigantically Huge MegaChurch With Latest Technolocal Innovations). NC (nondenominational) I think. I still don't know quite what to make of it.... :)

  2. ROFL! I love these and just have to share with my parents. Thanks!

  3. Hey, one day late but:

    (You should be glad I'm not really singing it ...)

    Take care & God bless
    Anne / WF


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